Year of the Fox

Fashion is the bastion of skinny assholes who parade around looking like crippled cockatoos. Let's get in on this.

Year of the Fox, much like my personal blog (aren't they all?) Charming or Tedious, is all about FEATURES. These are tagged and include:

NAIL VICTORIES - nailz did done right.
NAIL FAILS - nailz did gone horribly wrong.
MAKEUP MISDEMEANORS - why'd you think that looked good on your face? Let's make fun of it.
FASHION FELONIES - why'd you think that looked good on your body? Let's make fun of it.
THE END IS NIGH - things that make me think the world is ending soon, like ugly models, Jersey Shore, and the fact Tyra Banks wrote a book.
QUESTION MARKS - my endless quest for understanding unimportant shit.
TRENDSETTERS - self explanatory.
PERSONAL IDOLS - self explanatory.
EXCELLENT EDITORIALS - editorials done RIGHT.
BAD BITCHES - chicks with amazing style and interesting personalities.
THINGS I STRONGLY BELIEVE PEOPLE SHOULD STOP DOING - shaving one side of your head, emulating Chloe Sevigny, and turning up on The Cobrasnake fit into this category. AND SO MANY MORE THINGZ.
CHAMPAGNE ROOM FAILS - me looking like an idiot.
STERNER APPROVED - people wearing shit I strongly approve of.
SIDE EYE - bitches giving each other the side eye, the world's most comical and passive aggressive look.

AND SO, SO MUCH MORE!

About your host, Nicole "Niki" "Champagne Room" Sterner:

I buy, occasionally alter and resell vintage clothing, bags, shoes and almost anything else I can get my hands on. Looking to buy something? Sell something? Email me at theurbanaesthete(at)gmail.com. Don't be shy.

On to the shit talking. Shall we?
vtguide: Shoe styles! Also, this blog has an illustrated guide to shoe styles

vtguide:

Shoe styles!

Also, this blog has an illustrated guide to shoe styles

evachen212: polish heaven! here’s a look at Rescue Beauty’s new fall shades (available for pre-order next week). clockwise from top left): Jack in the Pulpit, Ghost Ranch, Abiquiu, Santa Fe Road, Faraway Nearby, Oriental Poppy, Bella Donna. and here’s a video about her inspiration!

evachen212:

polish heaven! here’s a look at Rescue Beauty’s new fall shades (available for pre-order next week). clockwise from top left): Jack in the Pulpit, Ghost Ranch, Abiquiu, Santa Fe Road, Faraway Nearby, Oriental Poppy, Bella Donna.

and here’s a video about her inspiration!

vela: Broke out my mom’s gold chain necklace for work yesterday. 

vela:

Broke out my mom’s gold chain necklace for work yesterday. 

celldeer: I want to wear these Italian shoes with these American flag leggings I just HAD TO BUY from a UK ebay store in order to prove my love for my country this summer. One red, one blue.  I’m trying to find some very specific fabric for a project commissioned by my brother, and while I cannot for the life of me find this goddamn fabric, I do seem to be able to find everything else I never knew I needed. This has to stop.

celldeer:

I want to wear these Italian shoes with these American flag leggings I just HAD TO BUY from a UK ebay store in order to prove my love for my country this summer. One red, one blue. 

I’m trying to find some very specific fabric for a project commissioned by my brother, and while I cannot for the life of me find this goddamn fabric, I do seem to be able to find everything else I never knew I needed. This has to stop.